A new rule has been set by SG.
Admittedly, He doesn't give out many - maybe because i'm such a good pup! But this one is probably needed at the moment.
As i'm currently looking for work, my days don't have that much routine and so i can find myself getting a little too cosy in bed, once SG has left for work. This can mean quite a long lie in sometimes. So i'm getting lazy.
This new rule means the latest i can stay in bed is now 10am. Any time after that will result in strokes from the 'Grimly' paddle. For example, if i lie in until 10.30am, i will get 30 strokes. Each minute after 10am equals one paddle stroke. i have to text SG when i get up so He knows if i've kept to the rule. And i know i have to be honest.
Have you seen the time? i'd better get to bed!