i've been waiting (patiently, of course) for my birthday spanks.
i asked SG at the weekend when i may receive them, knowing that He was a bit under the weather.
me: 'When will i get my 40 spanks, Sir?'
SG: 'you'll get them when I am feeling better. And when that time comes, you'll cetainly know about it.'
me: 'Er, thank You, Sir.'
So that means they'll be extra hard and stingy now. Oh well...